.usage('Usage: $0 -sport [string, seraiport name] -uport [num,reporting port] -uaddress [string, like "127.0.0.1" or "ventmon.coslabs.com"]')
.usage('Usage: $0 -sport [string, seraiport name] -uport [num,reporting port] -uaddress [string, like "127.0.0.1" or "ventmon.coslabs.com"]\nTo do no UDP reporting, leave off uport and uaddress.\nStandard uport is 6111, standard UDP is "ventmon.coslabs.com" or "127.0.0.1"')